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My personality is as big as my hair and I want to get to know someone who will like me for who I am, someone who doesn't mind getting naughty with me. I feel a little bit dirty just thinking about that. :)

The lady who has the brass neck. That's what people usually call me and I guess that's because I do everything that I want no matter what and without being bothered about what other people will think about me. So, if I want to flash my titties in pub...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

Treat me with care on the streets and disrespect my body under the sheets. I've always had a soft spot with aggressive lads who can make me feel pretty while roughing me up on the bed. I know it's a bit much to ask because of how frail my body is now...

I'm thankful because of three things: - I have big, pinkish thrupney bits, you should see it. - I'm pervy and always on the pull. I can't control my fanny. - I get off with someone from time to time. Yes, because I'm always pervy.

I have sizable baps, which is why I am baffled when blokes ignore it during sex. I want my hard nipples to be sucked and played with their tongue. Be bit hard and tweaked, use both hands to pleasure me. One on my tit that's not occupied by their mout...